P>copyright (c) 2009 vlad vovinshow us a man or a woman who says they’re not turned on by sexy lingerie and we’ll show you a liar

Copyright (c) 2009 Vlad Vovin

Show us a man or a woman who says they’re not turned on by sexy lingerie and we’ll show you a liar. Everyone loves lingerie. Women love to wear it, men love to look at it. Christmas is just around the corner and the next corner after that is Valentine’s Day, so it seems like the perfect time to give the guys a primer on lingerie.

One of the beautiful things about the internet is that you can do things with it that you wouldn’t otherwise do. Most men wouldn’t dream of walking into a lingerie shop, but they can get away with it online. Trust us, if you buy your girlfriend or wife lingerie, they’ll love you for it!

If you do this right, the payoff for you can be big. If you do it wrong, the payback can be even bigger. Don’t blow it. The most important thing is to do your homework and make absolutely sure that you know her correct bra and dress size. A nice little babydoll out of rayon in the right size is better than a hand-stitched chemise made of gold in the wrong size. It’s that important!

Don’t be stupid and ask her what size she wears. She’ll lie to you anyway. You’ll have to do this in secret. Check the size of two or 3 dresses that she wears regularly. If they are all the same, you’re safe. Then do the same with a few of her bras. Don’t settle for just one of each, because you may pick the one that no longer fits her. Remember, it is vitally important to buy her lingerie in her size.

Now properly educated, you can begin your search. You have to do this discreetly, because if she comes home and sees you looking at lingerie models online, she’ll never forgive you. It doesn’t matter what your real motivation for doing so is, it’s what she thinks that matters and she’ll think you’re a filthy sleaze, whether you are or not. Jealously can do that to a woman.

After she has opened her gift package and after she has tried it on and gotten the desired response from you, she will be able to laugh about your online lingerie shopping spree. She may even believe you when you tell her how you only thought of her when you saw those sexy models. That’s after she has gotten the desired reaction, never before. If she catches you in the act, the only thing she’ll be convinced of is that you are a disgusting pervert.

So – go online when you know you have several uninterrupted hours ahead of you. You will need several hours because you must go to several lingerie websites and study the contents thoroughly. In fact, you will probably feel strangely compelled to make an in depth study of lingerie. If you pick a day to do your search when she’s at work and you are not, keep an eye on the clock. It’s amazing how fast time can fly when you’re deep in research.

You’re almost home now. Just get that size right and go to the checkout counter. Before you click that final “purchase” button, check the size again, just to be absolutely sure. In a few days, you will find a discreetly wrapped package in the mail. Stash it away carefully, but put her name on the package somewhere. That way, if she accidentally finds it, she won’t think it’s for someone else!

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